lucifuh: OK I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE NOTICED ON GOOGLE BUT THERE WAS THIS THING SO I CLICKED IT RIGHT AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS PAGE AND I CLICKED THE FUCKING LINK AND I CLICKED SMELL AND THEN I PUT MY FACE ON THE SCREEN RIGHT AND IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK SO I CLICKED NEED HELP AND IT BROUGHT ME TO THIS SHIT STAINED PAGE FUCK YOU GOOGLE
meladoodle: haha its so awkward when youre digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.
some songs wake up my inner stripper
katyissuperwholocked: thekatie-bird: wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardi dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar
all i have is this blog and my virginity
destiel: im convinced theres this massive party in the middle of the bermuda triangle and no one comes back cos its such a blast over there theres no other explanation for it
It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while
pizza: there are people at my house and I am not leaving my room bc the queen doesn’t leave her throne to go see the peasants the peasants come to see the queen on her throne
huggs5: bluesky-julyy: hulmeschapel: zayninnit: thekingsofliam: louisdacris: zayngina: An Australian Love Poem (add please) You are the gold to my coast, my Vegemite on toast. The Queen of my land, the beer in my hand. The thong on my foot, the Rhonda to my Katut The Kanga to my Roo, the BB to my Q The Wi to my Fi, The sauce to my pie. The harbour to my bridge, the...